Reasons to avoid going out to drink with co-workers

1) If they had some serious crude going on in there life you will learn all about it.
2) If they get drunk you may have to awkwardly help them into the cab as they are drooling all over themselves and breathing alcohol breath on you.
3)They will think your now their best friend (a new disturbance of favor asking and such is annoying)
4)They may see the same happen with you and that can make things awkward that next work day.

Animal Win #1

So my computer finally works right again!

Hello all my gorgeous internet friends! Finally I am able to properly right a post for you. It took two weeks but at long last we can all go back to being creatures of habit reading and in my case writing about really random awesome stuff that can be relaxing on our usual fun time of Fridays and Mondays YAYAY! I will start posting up more meme pictures starting Monday instead of long written ranty post like this one. So any ways here for your pleasure is a list of interesting things that happen when a workaholic (such as myself) has no outlet of technology to let out the bottled up "need to do" feels:

1. You feel the urge to clean EVERYTHING
2. You mess everything you just cleaned to the point that it REALLY shines making it even messier than it had been.
3. You get hungry after doing the above so you cook a feast even though you are the only one home.
4. Clean everything to the extreme again.
5. Sit down and tap your foot at your desk.
6. Have a panick attack and hyperventilate AGAIN when you remember your computer is broken.
7. Decide to go for a jog.
8. Remember you hate exercise.
9. Repeat this process.

This is what my near month has been like. I think we can all agree I need more friends or something cause this is a little sad. Tell me cyber beings, do you share any similar connection feels like I have for my blogging hobby and electronics in general? Tell me about them so I feel like less pathetic of  a human being in the comments section. If you want to be friends follow the blog and join the crazy circle that is my boredom at its darkest, awkwardest, and most humorous times posted for all the internet to view if they so choose. Stay Crazy- Inrisus Ingenuity

5 Reason Computers and I have a Love hate relationship!

So lately I have been having an impeccable amount of horrid luck with just about everything, but especially with my computer and other electronic devices. So internet being, since my misfortune has hereby made me absolutely insane (yea, it is entirely possible even for me if you could tell from reading any of my other little pieces of blogging nah nah blah blahness) I am going to share with you why I absolutely hate yet love computers in no particular order other than how they pop into my brain.

1. Anything can "kill" a computer! Be it your soda, A piece of tissue, more obviously lightning or a poorly wired electrical system any thing can easily kill a computer yet they are so expensive and horridly difficult to repair by yourself sometimes.
2. Now I get autocorrected by Windows 8 on my desktop -_- all I have to say was just expressed by that emoticon, dear electronics industry, no one liked autocorrector on the cellphone why are you making it a feature on everything now and why won't it turn off even after I tell it to?!
3.Computers run updates FOREVER! why does it take two hours for one small program to finish its update but it will not let you look at other programs with out large amounts of lag and/or buffering even when the programs are entirely unrelated to each other?
4. Computers that do work actually do make work faster and more efficient.
5. Computers play funny videos.

So there it is, a day late this post is to anyone who actually cares/likes to read my tiny little blog. Tell me if I am crazy or you can relate in the comments below, remember to follow for news of the bi-weekly updates of well this... sort of stuff and whatever else I feel like posting, leave request for topics if you want. See ya Friday if my computer gets repaired, if not hopefully at least by Saturday then. Peace out cyber-being- InrisusIngenuity

That one guy!

Picture day!

5 Things that make the Holidays Super Awesome!

G'day and Happy Holidays! Hope all you mystery internet people have been having a great and amazing Holiday season. I know that I am, its been a very cold December this its been huh? Well Enough of the small talk from me! Everyone here likes Holidays right? I wonder what the best things about the holidays is..... So many different things..... Ok I brewed over it and here is what I think has to be the best part about them:

1. Presents- who doesn't like free stuff after all? Seriously I don't know anyone who turns down a box wrapped in pretty paper with a bow.
2. Money- After all the hard work you put in all year ain't it nice to get a little extra from your grumpy old boss?
3. Food- So much of it but so little tummy room! and then the after meal nap! Best thing ever!
4. Shiny, Shiny Lights- They are everywhere so bright and shiny they leave those little dots in your vision when you look away! Yay Shiny!!!!!!
5. Shopping- Yeah I just like having an excuse to do this....

So that was what I thought of off the top of my head maybe you agree maybe you don't but that is totally fine since everyone has there own favorite things they like about the holidays! Random Fun Relative Pics for your eye sockets to enjoy:

Best of luck surviving the last day of the week- Inrisus

Something I wanted to take a moment to say....

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TGI Friday!!!!!!!!!!
thank you very much, other than this I have not much else to say except have a good friday and take a moment to shout with joy its good for you lets off steam and stress.
Inrisus out!

Fun Times during the middle of the week!

First off I wanna say thank goodness the week is almost over! And woozah that I actually found time to post again today. I guess there is hope yet that the laziest and/or busiest of us can find motivation to not curl-up into a ball and whine about how hard working and studying are.  I was walking around today and finally made something that was good enough to share.
Time for the random people or no one if nobody reads this I rarely check if anyone actually reads these things, one its depressing if no one does and two this is a stress reliever you know something fun for me and possible for you mystery internet folks....Jarks! Sorry I'm very off topic back to point. Here is the fun I promised and I made it myself this time a little holiday cheer for you assuming your humor is good:

Just in case anyone did make something like this I'm sorry but I made this because I didn't see anything similar to it when I searched Google. I only own rights to this movie in my greatest dreams and mean absolutely no disrespect to any of the movies characters or actors. Enjoy none the less as I did at laughing at the obivious meme that was made here and share it with your friends if you'd like especially if you like the Grinch since its such a great movie.

Enjoy the rest of the ever long and dragging weeks before holidays- Inrisus



                                         

10 things you never stop hearing about...

How do whoever is reading this silly, fun possibly amusing post by the very lazy me? I haven't posted for quite some time now. Probably only a week or two but apparently that is forever in blog time and is frowned upon by you the reading awesome public, or at least that is what all those how to blog blogs say. I apologize for being so inconsistent but finding and making things that are funny to share with everyone is sooooooooooo oh so time consuming since I wouldn't want anyone to read garbage. Life happens which sucks but hey specks happen and we all have to get over it. So any ways enough ranting and such, Here is what this blog is actually supposed to be about ten things that no matter how hard I try to avoid I always hear about, see, or do something with....

1. Monkeys: they are every where!
2. Cheese: I haven't really got much to say on thins one...
3. The Hulk: So big and angry best rager ever!
4. Angry Birds: Is there anything that they don't make?
5. Mickey: why u face on so many things
6. Forgetting Your keys are in your hand as you get in the car: self explanatory need I say more?
7. YOLO: why does this have to appear in the randomess most insignificant sentences i.e " Just bought large brown eggs instead of the white ones #YOLO" 
8. Dogs: I wuv you so much you little cuties you just keep being every where....except for my front law doing numbah 2
9. Skinny Jeans: So fashionable but so hard to find in sizes that fit and is it some sort of rule that they can't make brightly colored pants in any other style?!
10. Narcissis: Most likely I spelled this completely wrong but I question why I meet so many people who openly admit this fact with such great pride. What is my life?!

So there they are, none of them are necessarily bad things so don't flame me. I just thought it'd be fun to point out things that I personally feel like I can never get away from no matter what. Feel free to tell me what you noticed about your life that just suddenly surrounded you, and how many off this list you just started recognizing.

Peace out and all those other good-bye type words- Inrisus

T.G.T.M! i.e Thank goodness its Tuesday and not Monday!

Happy tuesday everyone! Its only happy because its not Monday. Well I don't really have much else to say aside from that so enjoy todays amusing, mind-blowing picture and sit back chillax like till Friday afternoon. I mean I will post something else before then since this week isn't all that busy but.....oh you probably know what I mean! Anyway here is the funny thing I share with you today!

This is to true isn't it!? Flies are the original and most annoying creatures anyone could find, not to say they don't play a valuable role in the environment by eating and vomiting up and eating dead stuff over and over again, but hey they do not need to land right in the middle of the TV screen! Well before I get on a higher level rant I'll just say have a lovely rest of your life with as few flies involved as possible!
                                                  Toodley Doodley Doo- Inrisus