Fairy Dreams

True thoughts of the Koala...

That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment at work when...

              - You get a customer who knows you from shopping at the grocery store.
              - You boss who is 80 likes your favorite internet meme too.
              - Your supervisor who is 50 knows what a meme is.
              - You notice your brownies missing, and find them on the desk of the guy in                     the cubicle across from yours.
              - Everyone leave the building at once heading in one direction while you have                 to go in the other.
              - A cupcake is sitting on your desk that says Happy Birthday, but it isn't your                   birthday and the name card from section is blank.

Add your awkward moment at work below or confirm that the ones above are indeed awkward/creepy/etc. I want your input about it to know if I am just paranoid as heck or onto something.... Share this with friends if you aren't sure what to make of this. Nice talking to you cyber being, till Monday good luck- Inrisus Ingenuity.

5 Reason Computers and I have a Love hate relationship!

So lately I have been having an impeccable amount of horrid luck with just about everything, but especially with my computer and other electronic devices. So internet being, since my misfortune has hereby made me absolutely insane (yea, it is entirely possible even for me if you could tell from reading any of my other little pieces of blogging nah nah blah blahness) I am going to share with you why I absolutely hate yet love computers in no particular order other than how they pop into my brain.

1. Anything can "kill" a computer! Be it your soda, A piece of tissue, more obviously lightning or a poorly wired electrical system any thing can easily kill a computer yet they are so expensive and horridly difficult to repair by yourself sometimes.
2. Now I get autocorrected by Windows 8 on my desktop -_- all I have to say was just expressed by that emoticon, dear electronics industry, no one liked autocorrector on the cellphone why are you making it a feature on everything now and why won't it turn off even after I tell it to?!
3.Computers run updates FOREVER! why does it take two hours for one small program to finish its update but it will not let you look at other programs with out large amounts of lag and/or buffering even when the programs are entirely unrelated to each other?
4. Computers that do work actually do make work faster and more efficient.
5. Computers play funny videos.

So there it is, a day late this post is to anyone who actually cares/likes to read my tiny little blog. Tell me if I am crazy or you can relate in the comments below, remember to follow for news of the bi-weekly updates of well this... sort of stuff and whatever else I feel like posting, leave request for topics if you want. See ya Friday if my computer gets repaired, if not hopefully at least by Saturday then. Peace out cyber-being- InrisusIngenuity

Just ask, its much less stressful!

How to make people think your crazy!

The title explains the whole thing of what this writing, article, whatever you want to call it is about so lets not be repetitive and get straight into things shall we!? But wait you ask "Why would you want people to think your crazy?What possible gain can I get from learning how to pretend to be crazy?", great questions which I have great answers for, being:

It can be very funny to confuse/slightly scare relatives.
It helps detour that one guy  or gal who just will not stop hitting on your sexy face.
It can get you attention.
People will think you are more fun and happy-go-lucky than others.
It can detour people who are looking to be mean or punch-in your face.
Stress will just drain from you with every outburst of the crazy.

Ba Boom lots of reasons it is good to know how to act crazy! Now I'll explain what type of crazy I mean when I say crazy, cause my idea of crazy and your idea of crazy are probably to different things if you hear what im sayin and i know you can at least read what i'm sayin, you know what i'm sayin? Cause now I don't know what i'm saying, seriously I forgot already..................................................oh yea we were talking about crazy.  So yea, your crazy is probably straight jackets, funny farms, child celebrities that have grown up, etc. My crazy is random outburst, loud noises, random dancing in public, and getting over excited about really random things. See the diff? Nutso Crazy vs. Quirky Awesome Crazy! Now that that is explained lets go into depth of how to be Quirky Awesome Crazy, I'll write it out in the next little section which I can't call a paragraph or list because its like both the previous mixed together.

ok so how you become Quirky Awesome Crazy is you
must randomly every now and again vocalize your internal thoughts about random things. Be smart though don't voice those opinions about your bosses tupe or how much you hate your life, those stay inside voices for only you to hear so you stay out of trouble.Saying or singing the things you are doing actually makes them easier to sit down and do in one sitting especially if it is your taxes or a boring finance report for your faux haired crank of a boss (if you have one of those...).
must find ways to make grocery shopping a roller coaster, I recommend using the cart as a scooter but only when its full and weights more than you do otherwise it will wack you in the forehead and leave a nice bright red line on your head, learned from experience...painful experience, this will not only make your shopping faster it is alot more fun as well.
Turning on the radio to one of those elaborate opera channels in the car and dramatically lipsinging is a great way to relieve stress and learn a new language, but unless you do this a whole lot (because of the stares it can get awkward) so the education and culture are wasted on you but try it anyways cause it is a good face stretch after a poker game you just lost.
If you have kids and you just paid for the mall kiddie ride carousel thing and your not super heavy, hop on and steal one ride around. It will make your little one smile and make you the envy of the parents on the playground. If you don't have kids, don't do this or you'll be mistaken for a pedophile and no one will ever come near you again(this is a serious warning I am not responsible if you get arrested).
Hopping, skipping, or jumping from place to place is great exercise and puts a cheerful bounce in your step until you get tired but then it makes sitting at your desk feel like a tiny tropical escape.

Well that is it how to make people think your a good kind of crazy! hope you enjoyed reading and come back next week same time same place. peace out-InrisusIngenuity
(DISCLAIMER : Results of actually doing some of or all the listed above things will vary, be smart don't go overboard and stay safe, I am not responsible if you go overboard and get sent away or injured, please be quirky awesome cray cray in moderation and if you aren't I am not to blame for your lack of ability to know your limit and read the limits of those around you.)

Rainy days suck so lets get through this and be immature!

Hello again internet being who exist someplace in the world that I have no idea where! How has your summer been, is the weather acting strange and dragging your Summer party train down too? Great, so that makes two of us!(or maybe not you lucky luck luck man, lady ,human, zombie, mythical beast or alien...I think that covers everyone here plus some, idk I can't see your beautiful/interesting face to know for sure!) Well anyways as I was saying, everytime I set foot outside that it starts to pour down rain so hard that I can't even see my car parked 2 meters in front of me. Boy, mother nature has some kinda humor. But due to insane boredom and way to much time on my hands I have been revisting childhood memories and nutureing my already highly immature adult persona to have more fun than ever indoors. And since I'm so bored I decided I'd share with you my top ten fun indoor pass times....

!) Play the floor is Lava
@) Pretend you are Spiderman webbing from building to building(wall to wall obviously don't jump off buildings or staircases or other stuff that could kill you, you daredevil/ not quite there person if you didn't realize walls was implied! and this said if you do I already warned you not to so I am not responsible for your poor life choice!)
#) Personalize your furniture with stickers and decals
$)Play ninja with friends
%)Take a bubblebath with toys and a bubble crown (not if there is thunder, thats dangerous...)
ˆ)Turn on Opera Radio and lipsing dramatically
&)Eat junk food while watching old movies
*)Youtube cat videos
()Pretend you are an animal and run around your house doing so
!)) Create your own language and speak in it for a whole day to confuse your friends

Well that's it for this sorry no picture today, I didn't make any or find any good enough to share this time. Thanks for reading this far if your did cause that is awesome. Hope one of these ideas will help brighten up your next rainy day. Peace out- Inrisus Ingenuity

I iz back!

Hello random internet being(s) that bothered to click on this sad, sad blog about nothing really in particular. As you may have already noticed this is the first entry that I have made in about 6 mo- 1 yr. What can I saw I have been really very busy with life(and between you and me my attention span has prevented me from being able to decide what I should actually post on here, one minute I wanna do this the next I think that might be awesomer etc., etc. you know how it is....unless you don't that's cool too) So any ways, as I was saying it has been a looooonnnnnngggg time since I even touched my computer to do anything half productive but no more!!! I shall try to contain myself and find new awesome stuff to post to this blog to make both youse and it smile and be shiny happy like the sun or at least think "well hey it coulda been worst today!". So look on readers and come back another day for a dose of good old fashion random stuff which I will be posting to improve my own horribly short intention span, so that I may one day finish one of those sappy novels all the other youthful people read in 1 day that are 1000 pages of supposed awesome. I sound like i'm ninety now....so i'm going to stop typing....got any book recommendations for me new friend? Wanna correct the intentionally wrong grammar in the comments? Go ahead and leave those in the comments if you read down this far. P.S Awesome your still reading my non-sense dribbly!? This is great! If you got this far type ;) in the comments section, they everyone else reading will be all "why is there a ";)" face in the comments, I dun get it." it can be an inside joke just for this post teehee. You know you wanna do it go ahead it relieves stress, jk idk if it really does but hey it worth a shot right. Take a look at this awesome random picture I made of a teddy-bear cupcake galaxy.

Well I have to go back to playing Candy Crus.....I mean looking up and making awesome picture that are smile-worthy, till next time -InrisusIngenuity

Picture day!

5 Things that make the Holidays Super Awesome!

G'day and Happy Holidays! Hope all you mystery internet people have been having a great and amazing Holiday season. I know that I am, its been a very cold December this its been huh? Well Enough of the small talk from me! Everyone here likes Holidays right? I wonder what the best things about the holidays is..... So many different things..... Ok I brewed over it and here is what I think has to be the best part about them:

1. Presents- who doesn't like free stuff after all? Seriously I don't know anyone who turns down a box wrapped in pretty paper with a bow.
2. Money- After all the hard work you put in all year ain't it nice to get a little extra from your grumpy old boss?
3. Food- So much of it but so little tummy room! and then the after meal nap! Best thing ever!
4. Shiny, Shiny Lights- They are everywhere so bright and shiny they leave those little dots in your vision when you look away! Yay Shiny!!!!!!
5. Shopping- Yeah I just like having an excuse to do this....

So that was what I thought of off the top of my head maybe you agree maybe you don't but that is totally fine since everyone has there own favorite things they like about the holidays! Random Fun Relative Pics for your eye sockets to enjoy:

Best of luck surviving the last day of the week- Inrisus

Something I wanted to take a moment to say....

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TGI Friday!!!!!!!!!!
thank you very much, other than this I have not much else to say except have a good friday and take a moment to shout with joy its good for you lets off steam and stress.
Inrisus out!

10 things you never stop hearing about...

How do whoever is reading this silly, fun possibly amusing post by the very lazy me? I haven't posted for quite some time now. Probably only a week or two but apparently that is forever in blog time and is frowned upon by you the reading awesome public, or at least that is what all those how to blog blogs say. I apologize for being so inconsistent but finding and making things that are funny to share with everyone is sooooooooooo oh so time consuming since I wouldn't want anyone to read garbage. Life happens which sucks but hey specks happen and we all have to get over it. So any ways enough ranting and such, Here is what this blog is actually supposed to be about ten things that no matter how hard I try to avoid I always hear about, see, or do something with....

1. Monkeys: they are every where!
2. Cheese: I haven't really got much to say on thins one...
3. The Hulk: So big and angry best rager ever!
4. Angry Birds: Is there anything that they don't make?
5. Mickey: why u face on so many things
6. Forgetting Your keys are in your hand as you get in the car: self explanatory need I say more?
7. YOLO: why does this have to appear in the randomess most insignificant sentences i.e " Just bought large brown eggs instead of the white ones #YOLO" 
8. Dogs: I wuv you so much you little cuties you just keep being every where....except for my front law doing numbah 2
9. Skinny Jeans: So fashionable but so hard to find in sizes that fit and is it some sort of rule that they can't make brightly colored pants in any other style?!
10. Narcissis: Most likely I spelled this completely wrong but I question why I meet so many people who openly admit this fact with such great pride. What is my life?!

So there they are, none of them are necessarily bad things so don't flame me. I just thought it'd be fun to point out things that I personally feel like I can never get away from no matter what. Feel free to tell me what you noticed about your life that just suddenly surrounded you, and how many off this list you just started recognizing.

Peace out and all those other good-bye type words- Inrisus

T.G.T.M! i.e Thank goodness its Tuesday and not Monday!

Happy tuesday everyone! Its only happy because its not Monday. Well I don't really have much else to say aside from that so enjoy todays amusing, mind-blowing picture and sit back chillax like till Friday afternoon. I mean I will post something else before then since this week isn't all that busy but.....oh you probably know what I mean! Anyway here is the funny thing I share with you today!

This is to true isn't it!? Flies are the original and most annoying creatures anyone could find, not to say they don't play a valuable role in the environment by eating and vomiting up and eating dead stuff over and over again, but hey they do not need to land right in the middle of the TV screen! Well before I get on a higher level rant I'll just say have a lovely rest of your life with as few flies involved as possible!
                                                  Toodley Doodley Doo- Inrisus

A mind blowing, spine shattering realization!

You read the title right? Good cause I dislike repeating and do like cutting to the chase. So anyways this realization is that I noticed that everyday I will see, discuss,hear of,and/or think of monkeys (and I mean all species plus primates such as gorrillas and chimps for those of you who are picky over the specifics)! I am not really sure how this happens but it does and it would seem that this is not something that happens to just me. Don't believe it?Then I challenge you to see how far you can go through tomorrow monkey-free. I know that it has actually helped me relieve stress somedays so give it a try, the results may just shock you.
Long ending text,blah,blah,blah -Inrisus

It shall be another quote today because picture uploads take to long...

And to think I had a really awesomely funny picture to show you today. I am so bummed out now but hey maybe next time right? So blah,blah,blah, depression....failure and long rant over how stupid and slow my wifi is aside here is what I found for you this time!

"Never underestimate the power of the eyebrow." -Jack Black
found on  pleated-jeans.com

What this means I have no idea, but it did make me chuckle. So I think you might smile at it too. If you find some meaning to it share it with me because I'm drawing a blank.
Hope you have a decent Monday( I would say amazing but come on we all know that Mondays are rarely so). -Inrisus

The first interesting thing I found!

"Stress is for people with to much time to think and to little time to do."

Quote! Yes, you read correctly.  A bit of food for thought on the first day that I'll be entertaining your minds. This one I made up myself which is much,much harder than I thought it was going to be, however I think for a first time it of racking my brain it turned out pretty well. So tell me person hailing from unknown regions of the cyber abyss known as the internet do you think does this ring true to your life? I am sure it must, after all who hasn't been stressed out from time to time. The bottom line of it all we all just have those days, the ones were that angry other person in our live be it boss, teacher, hubby, or wifey just decides they wanna turn into trolls and make things ten times harder than they need to be. It sucks, how I describe the levels of suck-ness (yes I do realize this isn't a real word)? Simply by a scale of eh to elephant poop. But you know what today is a great day, a Friday this is a day you should take a brief moment to breath in and say finally the week is just about over and the next pay-day is just around the corner. Don't let that stress completely consume your life, cause if you do can you really live? Not to say you need to not stress at all it is a bit necessary, just remember to give yourself a little treat when all the hard times role by. Now then, I will stop with the long winded post and let you and everyone else go enjoy their friday night. Peace out my mysterious and fantastic peeps. -Inrisus