Workaholic Lies #3

That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment at work when...

              - You get a customer who knows you from shopping at the grocery store.
              - You boss who is 80 likes your favorite internet meme too.
              - Your supervisor who is 50 knows what a meme is.
              - You notice your brownies missing, and find them on the desk of the guy in                     the cubicle across from yours.
              - Everyone leave the building at once heading in one direction while you have                 to go in the other.
              - A cupcake is sitting on your desk that says Happy Birthday, but it isn't your                   birthday and the name card from section is blank.

Add your awkward moment at work below or confirm that the ones above are indeed awkward/creepy/etc. I want your input about it to know if I am just paranoid as heck or onto something.... Share this with friends if you aren't sure what to make of this. Nice talking to you cyber being, till Monday good luck- Inrisus Ingenuity.

Workaholic Lies #2

That one guy!

Workaholic Lies

Reality of life in society...

I iz back!

Hello random internet being(s) that bothered to click on this sad, sad blog about nothing really in particular. As you may have already noticed this is the first entry that I have made in about 6 mo- 1 yr. What can I saw I have been really very busy with life(and between you and me my attention span has prevented me from being able to decide what I should actually post on here, one minute I wanna do this the next I think that might be awesomer etc., etc. you know how it is....unless you don't that's cool too) So any ways, as I was saying it has been a looooonnnnnngggg time since I even touched my computer to do anything half productive but no more!!! I shall try to contain myself and find new awesome stuff to post to this blog to make both youse and it smile and be shiny happy like the sun or at least think "well hey it coulda been worst today!". So look on readers and come back another day for a dose of good old fashion random stuff which I will be posting to improve my own horribly short intention span, so that I may one day finish one of those sappy novels all the other youthful people read in 1 day that are 1000 pages of supposed awesome. I sound like i'm ninety now....so i'm going to stop typing....got any book recommendations for me new friend? Wanna correct the intentionally wrong grammar in the comments? Go ahead and leave those in the comments if you read down this far. P.S Awesome your still reading my non-sense dribbly!? This is great! If you got this far type ;) in the comments section, they everyone else reading will be all "why is there a ";)" face in the comments, I dun get it." it can be an inside joke just for this post teehee. You know you wanna do it go ahead it relieves stress, jk idk if it really does but hey it worth a shot right. Take a look at this awesome random picture I made of a teddy-bear cupcake galaxy.

Well I have to go back to playing Candy Crus.....I mean looking up and making awesome picture that are smile-worthy, till next time -InrisusIngenuity

Picture day!

5 Things that make the Holidays Super Awesome!

G'day and Happy Holidays! Hope all you mystery internet people have been having a great and amazing Holiday season. I know that I am, its been a very cold December this its been huh? Well Enough of the small talk from me! Everyone here likes Holidays right? I wonder what the best things about the holidays is..... So many different things..... Ok I brewed over it and here is what I think has to be the best part about them:

1. Presents- who doesn't like free stuff after all? Seriously I don't know anyone who turns down a box wrapped in pretty paper with a bow.
2. Money- After all the hard work you put in all year ain't it nice to get a little extra from your grumpy old boss?
3. Food- So much of it but so little tummy room! and then the after meal nap! Best thing ever!
4. Shiny, Shiny Lights- They are everywhere so bright and shiny they leave those little dots in your vision when you look away! Yay Shiny!!!!!!
5. Shopping- Yeah I just like having an excuse to do this....

So that was what I thought of off the top of my head maybe you agree maybe you don't but that is totally fine since everyone has there own favorite things they like about the holidays! Random Fun Relative Pics for your eye sockets to enjoy:

Best of luck surviving the last day of the week- Inrisus

Something I wanted to take a moment to say....

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TGI Friday!!!!!!!!!!
thank you very much, other than this I have not much else to say except have a good friday and take a moment to shout with joy its good for you lets off steam and stress.
Inrisus out!

Fun Times during the middle of the week!

First off I wanna say thank goodness the week is almost over! And woozah that I actually found time to post again today. I guess there is hope yet that the laziest and/or busiest of us can find motivation to not curl-up into a ball and whine about how hard working and studying are.  I was walking around today and finally made something that was good enough to share.
Time for the random people or no one if nobody reads this I rarely check if anyone actually reads these things, one its depressing if no one does and two this is a stress reliever you know something fun for me and possible for you mystery internet folks....Jarks! Sorry I'm very off topic back to point. Here is the fun I promised and I made it myself this time a little holiday cheer for you assuming your humor is good:

Just in case anyone did make something like this I'm sorry but I made this because I didn't see anything similar to it when I searched Google. I only own rights to this movie in my greatest dreams and mean absolutely no disrespect to any of the movies characters or actors. Enjoy none the less as I did at laughing at the obivious meme that was made here and share it with your friends if you'd like especially if you like the Grinch since its such a great movie.

Enjoy the rest of the ever long and dragging weeks before holidays- Inrisus



                                         

10 things you never stop hearing about...

How do whoever is reading this silly, fun possibly amusing post by the very lazy me? I haven't posted for quite some time now. Probably only a week or two but apparently that is forever in blog time and is frowned upon by you the reading awesome public, or at least that is what all those how to blog blogs say. I apologize for being so inconsistent but finding and making things that are funny to share with everyone is sooooooooooo oh so time consuming since I wouldn't want anyone to read garbage. Life happens which sucks but hey specks happen and we all have to get over it. So any ways enough ranting and such, Here is what this blog is actually supposed to be about ten things that no matter how hard I try to avoid I always hear about, see, or do something with....

1. Monkeys: they are every where!
2. Cheese: I haven't really got much to say on thins one...
3. The Hulk: So big and angry best rager ever!
4. Angry Birds: Is there anything that they don't make?
5. Mickey: why u face on so many things
6. Forgetting Your keys are in your hand as you get in the car: self explanatory need I say more?
7. YOLO: why does this have to appear in the randomess most insignificant sentences i.e " Just bought large brown eggs instead of the white ones #YOLO" 
8. Dogs: I wuv you so much you little cuties you just keep being every where....except for my front law doing numbah 2
9. Skinny Jeans: So fashionable but so hard to find in sizes that fit and is it some sort of rule that they can't make brightly colored pants in any other style?!
10. Narcissis: Most likely I spelled this completely wrong but I question why I meet so many people who openly admit this fact with such great pride. What is my life?!

So there they are, none of them are necessarily bad things so don't flame me. I just thought it'd be fun to point out things that I personally feel like I can never get away from no matter what. Feel free to tell me what you noticed about your life that just suddenly surrounded you, and how many off this list you just started recognizing.

Peace out and all those other good-bye type words- Inrisus

T.G.T.M! i.e Thank goodness its Tuesday and not Monday!

Happy tuesday everyone! Its only happy because its not Monday. Well I don't really have much else to say aside from that so enjoy todays amusing, mind-blowing picture and sit back chillax like till Friday afternoon. I mean I will post something else before then since this week isn't all that busy but.....oh you probably know what I mean! Anyway here is the funny thing I share with you today!

This is to true isn't it!? Flies are the original and most annoying creatures anyone could find, not to say they don't play a valuable role in the environment by eating and vomiting up and eating dead stuff over and over again, but hey they do not need to land right in the middle of the TV screen! Well before I get on a higher level rant I'll just say have a lovely rest of your life with as few flies involved as possible!
                                                  Toodley Doodley Doo- Inrisus

It's been a while ghouls and ghost!

Hello all, how has everyone been lately? Busy you say, stressed out lately right. Ditto, small world isn't it.... well life happens even to a chill artist type like myself. I apologize to any of you who have been looking forward to me every other day post, I really did try to get them up on time but with my deadlines at school it really wasn't gonna happen. The important thing here is that I'm going to start posting as regularly as I can within that every other day rule-goal-thing I decided I would go by. So anyways here is your amusment for the day.

Toodle-loo and a Happy Halloween

-Inrisus

Found on *Very Clean* Funny Pics Facebook page

Finally I can post this picture! A bit of nerdy food for thought.......

Heed this poster young padawan and take a wookie! I have to say this is one of the most amazing Star Wars themed funny make me smile ( and probably you smile too) pictures I have ever seen. Find yourself  the wookie of your life and let the good times role! More Blabbling about Mondays being a drag and how awesome Star Wars is aside have a great day. -Inrisus

Picture found on *Very Clean* Funny Pics Facebook page.
And sorry for the delay I was having to much fun finding funny/smile-worthy stuff to post.

A mind blowing, spine shattering realization!

You read the title right? Good cause I dislike repeating and do like cutting to the chase. So anyways this realization is that I noticed that everyday I will see, discuss,hear of,and/or think of monkeys (and I mean all species plus primates such as gorrillas and chimps for those of you who are picky over the specifics)! I am not really sure how this happens but it does and it would seem that this is not something that happens to just me. Don't believe it?Then I challenge you to see how far you can go through tomorrow monkey-free. I know that it has actually helped me relieve stress somedays so give it a try, the results may just shock you.
Long ending text,blah,blah,blah -Inrisus

It shall be another quote today because picture uploads take to long...

And to think I had a really awesomely funny picture to show you today. I am so bummed out now but hey maybe next time right? So blah,blah,blah, depression....failure and long rant over how stupid and slow my wifi is aside here is what I found for you this time!

"Never underestimate the power of the eyebrow." -Jack Black
found on  pleated-jeans.com

What this means I have no idea, but it did make me chuckle. So I think you might smile at it too. If you find some meaning to it share it with me because I'm drawing a blank.
Hope you have a decent Monday( I would say amazing but come on we all know that Mondays are rarely so). -Inrisus

The first interesting thing I found!

"Stress is for people with to much time to think and to little time to do."

Quote! Yes, you read correctly.  A bit of food for thought on the first day that I'll be entertaining your minds. This one I made up myself which is much,much harder than I thought it was going to be, however I think for a first time it of racking my brain it turned out pretty well. So tell me person hailing from unknown regions of the cyber abyss known as the internet do you think does this ring true to your life? I am sure it must, after all who hasn't been stressed out from time to time. The bottom line of it all we all just have those days, the ones were that angry other person in our live be it boss, teacher, hubby, or wifey just decides they wanna turn into trolls and make things ten times harder than they need to be. It sucks, how I describe the levels of suck-ness (yes I do realize this isn't a real word)? Simply by a scale of eh to elephant poop. But you know what today is a great day, a Friday this is a day you should take a brief moment to breath in and say finally the week is just about over and the next pay-day is just around the corner. Don't let that stress completely consume your life, cause if you do can you really live? Not to say you need to not stress at all it is a bit necessary, just remember to give yourself a little treat when all the hard times role by. Now then, I will stop with the long winded post and let you and everyone else go enjoy their friday night. Peace out my mysterious and fantastic peeps. -Inrisus

The boring explanatory bit for everything else to seem fun

Long title right? Sorry about that person that hails from the unknown abyss that is known as the Internet. Alright so cutting to the chase I have just started this blog and blah, blah,blah.... complicated reasons and babbled explanations..... I am gonna start posting things like funny facebook ims, quotes and paintings and pictures that I find or make up for your enjoyment and mine. Nothing terribly serious, bone crushingly taboo or anything that is a topic of strongly divided opinion right? Basically all I want to to is give you and others reading this something you can look forward to at the end of the day to unwind, breath, remember to enjoy life and possibly smile.I will post new enjoyable, encouraging and akwardly funny things every monday and friday. Now before this post gets much longer (and you get tired of reading), I must bid you good day and happy fun times.

From your new favorite blogger,
Inrisus