Snail of a day

Doodling behind your bosses back is fun!

What it's a slow day, take some time and enjoy friday.

Fairy Dreams

Reasons to avoid going out to drink with co-workers

1) If they had some serious crude going on in there life you will learn all about it.
2) If they get drunk you may have to awkwardly help them into the cab as they are drooling all over themselves and breathing alcohol breath on you.
3)They will think your now their best friend (a new disturbance of favor asking and such is annoying)
4)They may see the same happen with you and that can make things awkward that next work day.

Doodles#2

Random Word Jumble

Doodles#1

Workaholic Lies #3

That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment at work when...

              - You get a customer who knows you from shopping at the grocery store.
              - You boss who is 80 likes your favorite internet meme too.
              - Your supervisor who is 50 knows what a meme is.
              - You notice your brownies missing, and find them on the desk of the guy in                     the cubicle across from yours.
              - Everyone leave the building at once heading in one direction while you have                 to go in the other.
              - A cupcake is sitting on your desk that says Happy Birthday, but it isn't your                   birthday and the name card from section is blank.

Add your awkward moment at work below or confirm that the ones above are indeed awkward/creepy/etc. I want your input about it to know if I am just paranoid as heck or onto something.... Share this with friends if you aren't sure what to make of this. Nice talking to you cyber being, till Monday good luck- Inrisus Ingenuity.

So my computer finally works right again!

Hello all my gorgeous internet friends! Finally I am able to properly right a post for you. It took two weeks but at long last we can all go back to being creatures of habit reading and in my case writing about really random awesome stuff that can be relaxing on our usual fun time of Fridays and Mondays YAYAY! I will start posting up more meme pictures starting Monday instead of long written ranty post like this one. So any ways here for your pleasure is a list of interesting things that happen when a workaholic (such as myself) has no outlet of technology to let out the bottled up "need to do" feels:

1. You feel the urge to clean EVERYTHING
2. You mess everything you just cleaned to the point that it REALLY shines making it even messier than it had been.
3. You get hungry after doing the above so you cook a feast even though you are the only one home.
4. Clean everything to the extreme again.
5. Sit down and tap your foot at your desk.
6. Have a panick attack and hyperventilate AGAIN when you remember your computer is broken.
7. Decide to go for a jog.
8. Remember you hate exercise.
9. Repeat this process.

This is what my near month has been like. I think we can all agree I need more friends or something cause this is a little sad. Tell me cyber beings, do you share any similar connection feels like I have for my blogging hobby and electronics in general? Tell me about them so I feel like less pathetic of  a human being in the comments section. If you want to be friends follow the blog and join the crazy circle that is my boredom at its darkest, awkwardest, and most humorous times posted for all the internet to view if they so choose. Stay Crazy- Inrisus Ingenuity

5 Reason Computers and I have a Love hate relationship!

So lately I have been having an impeccable amount of horrid luck with just about everything, but especially with my computer and other electronic devices. So internet being, since my misfortune has hereby made me absolutely insane (yea, it is entirely possible even for me if you could tell from reading any of my other little pieces of blogging nah nah blah blahness) I am going to share with you why I absolutely hate yet love computers in no particular order other than how they pop into my brain.

1. Anything can "kill" a computer! Be it your soda, A piece of tissue, more obviously lightning or a poorly wired electrical system any thing can easily kill a computer yet they are so expensive and horridly difficult to repair by yourself sometimes.
2. Now I get autocorrected by Windows 8 on my desktop -_- all I have to say was just expressed by that emoticon, dear electronics industry, no one liked autocorrector on the cellphone why are you making it a feature on everything now and why won't it turn off even after I tell it to?!
3.Computers run updates FOREVER! why does it take two hours for one small program to finish its update but it will not let you look at other programs with out large amounts of lag and/or buffering even when the programs are entirely unrelated to each other?
4. Computers that do work actually do make work faster and more efficient.
5. Computers play funny videos.

So there it is, a day late this post is to anyone who actually cares/likes to read my tiny little blog. Tell me if I am crazy or you can relate in the comments below, remember to follow for news of the bi-weekly updates of well this... sort of stuff and whatever else I feel like posting, leave request for topics if you want. See ya Friday if my computer gets repaired, if not hopefully at least by Saturday then. Peace out cyber-being- InrisusIngenuity

Workaholic Lies #2

Workaholic Lies

How to make people think your crazy!

The title explains the whole thing of what this writing, article, whatever you want to call it is about so lets not be repetitive and get straight into things shall we!? But wait you ask "Why would you want people to think your crazy?What possible gain can I get from learning how to pretend to be crazy?", great questions which I have great answers for, being:

It can be very funny to confuse/slightly scare relatives.
It helps detour that one guy  or gal who just will not stop hitting on your sexy face.
It can get you attention.
People will think you are more fun and happy-go-lucky than others.
It can detour people who are looking to be mean or punch-in your face.
Stress will just drain from you with every outburst of the crazy.

Ba Boom lots of reasons it is good to know how to act crazy! Now I'll explain what type of crazy I mean when I say crazy, cause my idea of crazy and your idea of crazy are probably to different things if you hear what im sayin and i know you can at least read what i'm sayin, you know what i'm sayin? Cause now I don't know what i'm saying, seriously I forgot already..................................................oh yea we were talking about crazy.  So yea, your crazy is probably straight jackets, funny farms, child celebrities that have grown up, etc. My crazy is random outburst, loud noises, random dancing in public, and getting over excited about really random things. See the diff? Nutso Crazy vs. Quirky Awesome Crazy! Now that that is explained lets go into depth of how to be Quirky Awesome Crazy, I'll write it out in the next little section which I can't call a paragraph or list because its like both the previous mixed together.

ok so how you become Quirky Awesome Crazy is you
must randomly every now and again vocalize your internal thoughts about random things. Be smart though don't voice those opinions about your bosses tupe or how much you hate your life, those stay inside voices for only you to hear so you stay out of trouble.Saying or singing the things you are doing actually makes them easier to sit down and do in one sitting especially if it is your taxes or a boring finance report for your faux haired crank of a boss (if you have one of those...).
must find ways to make grocery shopping a roller coaster, I recommend using the cart as a scooter but only when its full and weights more than you do otherwise it will wack you in the forehead and leave a nice bright red line on your head, learned from experience...painful experience, this will not only make your shopping faster it is alot more fun as well.
Turning on the radio to one of those elaborate opera channels in the car and dramatically lipsinging is a great way to relieve stress and learn a new language, but unless you do this a whole lot (because of the stares it can get awkward) so the education and culture are wasted on you but try it anyways cause it is a good face stretch after a poker game you just lost.
If you have kids and you just paid for the mall kiddie ride carousel thing and your not super heavy, hop on and steal one ride around. It will make your little one smile and make you the envy of the parents on the playground. If you don't have kids, don't do this or you'll be mistaken for a pedophile and no one will ever come near you again(this is a serious warning I am not responsible if you get arrested).
Hopping, skipping, or jumping from place to place is great exercise and puts a cheerful bounce in your step until you get tired but then it makes sitting at your desk feel like a tiny tropical escape.

Well that is it how to make people think your a good kind of crazy! hope you enjoyed reading and come back next week same time same place. peace out-InrisusIngenuity
(DISCLAIMER : Results of actually doing some of or all the listed above things will vary, be smart don't go overboard and stay safe, I am not responsible if you go overboard and get sent away or injured, please be quirky awesome cray cray in moderation and if you aren't I am not to blame for your lack of ability to know your limit and read the limits of those around you.)

Reality of life in society...

Rainy days suck so lets get through this and be immature!

Hello again internet being who exist someplace in the world that I have no idea where! How has your summer been, is the weather acting strange and dragging your Summer party train down too? Great, so that makes two of us!(or maybe not you lucky luck luck man, lady ,human, zombie, mythical beast or alien...I think that covers everyone here plus some, idk I can't see your beautiful/interesting face to know for sure!) Well anyways as I was saying, everytime I set foot outside that it starts to pour down rain so hard that I can't even see my car parked 2 meters in front of me. Boy, mother nature has some kinda humor. But due to insane boredom and way to much time on my hands I have been revisting childhood memories and nutureing my already highly immature adult persona to have more fun than ever indoors. And since I'm so bored I decided I'd share with you my top ten fun indoor pass times....

!) Play the floor is Lava
@) Pretend you are Spiderman webbing from building to building(wall to wall obviously don't jump off buildings or staircases or other stuff that could kill you, you daredevil/ not quite there person if you didn't realize walls was implied! and this said if you do I already warned you not to so I am not responsible for your poor life choice!)
#) Personalize your furniture with stickers and decals
$)Play ninja with friends
%)Take a bubblebath with toys and a bubble crown (not if there is thunder, thats dangerous...)
ˆ)Turn on Opera Radio and lipsing dramatically
&)Eat junk food while watching old movies
*)Youtube cat videos
()Pretend you are an animal and run around your house doing so
!)) Create your own language and speak in it for a whole day to confuse your friends

Well that's it for this sorry no picture today, I didn't make any or find any good enough to share this time. Thanks for reading this far if your did cause that is awesome. Hope one of these ideas will help brighten up your next rainy day. Peace out- Inrisus Ingenuity

I iz back!

Hello random internet being(s) that bothered to click on this sad, sad blog about nothing really in particular. As you may have already noticed this is the first entry that I have made in about 6 mo- 1 yr. What can I saw I have been really very busy with life(and between you and me my attention span has prevented me from being able to decide what I should actually post on here, one minute I wanna do this the next I think that might be awesomer etc., etc. you know how it is....unless you don't that's cool too) So any ways, as I was saying it has been a looooonnnnnngggg time since I even touched my computer to do anything half productive but no more!!! I shall try to contain myself and find new awesome stuff to post to this blog to make both youse and it smile and be shiny happy like the sun or at least think "well hey it coulda been worst today!". So look on readers and come back another day for a dose of good old fashion random stuff which I will be posting to improve my own horribly short intention span, so that I may one day finish one of those sappy novels all the other youthful people read in 1 day that are 1000 pages of supposed awesome. I sound like i'm ninety now....so i'm going to stop typing....got any book recommendations for me new friend? Wanna correct the intentionally wrong grammar in the comments? Go ahead and leave those in the comments if you read down this far. P.S Awesome your still reading my non-sense dribbly!? This is great! If you got this far type ;) in the comments section, they everyone else reading will be all "why is there a ";)" face in the comments, I dun get it." it can be an inside joke just for this post teehee. You know you wanna do it go ahead it relieves stress, jk idk if it really does but hey it worth a shot right. Take a look at this awesome random picture I made of a teddy-bear cupcake galaxy.

Well I have to go back to playing Candy Crus.....I mean looking up and making awesome picture that are smile-worthy, till next time -InrisusIngenuity

Picture day!

5 Things that make the Holidays Super Awesome!

G'day and Happy Holidays! Hope all you mystery internet people have been having a great and amazing Holiday season. I know that I am, its been a very cold December this its been huh? Well Enough of the small talk from me! Everyone here likes Holidays right? I wonder what the best things about the holidays is..... So many different things..... Ok I brewed over it and here is what I think has to be the best part about them:

1. Presents- who doesn't like free stuff after all? Seriously I don't know anyone who turns down a box wrapped in pretty paper with a bow.
2. Money- After all the hard work you put in all year ain't it nice to get a little extra from your grumpy old boss?
3. Food- So much of it but so little tummy room! and then the after meal nap! Best thing ever!
4. Shiny, Shiny Lights- They are everywhere so bright and shiny they leave those little dots in your vision when you look away! Yay Shiny!!!!!!
5. Shopping- Yeah I just like having an excuse to do this....

So that was what I thought of off the top of my head maybe you agree maybe you don't but that is totally fine since everyone has there own favorite things they like about the holidays! Random Fun Relative Pics for your eye sockets to enjoy:

Best of luck surviving the last day of the week- Inrisus

Something I wanted to take a moment to say....

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TGI Friday!!!!!!!!!!
thank you very much, other than this I have not much else to say except have a good friday and take a moment to shout with joy its good for you lets off steam and stress.
Inrisus out!

Fun Times during the middle of the week!

First off I wanna say thank goodness the week is almost over! And woozah that I actually found time to post again today. I guess there is hope yet that the laziest and/or busiest of us can find motivation to not curl-up into a ball and whine about how hard working and studying are.  I was walking around today and finally made something that was good enough to share.
Time for the random people or no one if nobody reads this I rarely check if anyone actually reads these things, one its depressing if no one does and two this is a stress reliever you know something fun for me and possible for you mystery internet folks....Jarks! Sorry I'm very off topic back to point. Here is the fun I promised and I made it myself this time a little holiday cheer for you assuming your humor is good:

Just in case anyone did make something like this I'm sorry but I made this because I didn't see anything similar to it when I searched Google. I only own rights to this movie in my greatest dreams and mean absolutely no disrespect to any of the movies characters or actors. Enjoy none the less as I did at laughing at the obivious meme that was made here and share it with your friends if you'd like especially if you like the Grinch since its such a great movie.

Enjoy the rest of the ever long and dragging weeks before holidays- Inrisus