Showing posts with label explanatory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label explanatory. Show all posts

Monday, November 4

Reasons to avoid going out to drink with co-workers

1) If they had some serious crude going on in there life you will learn all about it.
2) If they get drunk you may have to awkwardly help them into the cab as they are drooling all over themselves and breathing alcohol breath on you.
3)They will think your now their best friend (a new disturbance of favor asking and such is annoying)
4)They may see the same happen with you and that can make things awkward that next work day.

Friday, August 2

I iz back!

Hello random internet being(s) that bothered to click on this sad, sad blog about nothing really in particular. As you may have already noticed this is the first entry that I have made in about 6 mo- 1 yr. What can I saw I have been really very busy with life(and between you and me my attention span has prevented me from being able to decide what I should actually post on here, one minute I wanna do this the next I think that might be awesomer etc., etc. you know how it is....unless you don't that's cool too) So any ways, as I was saying it has been a looooonnnnnngggg time since I even touched my computer to do anything half productive but no more!!! I shall try to contain myself and find new awesome stuff to post to this blog to make both youse and it smile and be shiny happy like the sun or at least think "well hey it coulda been worst today!". So look on readers and come back another day for a dose of good old fashion random stuff which I will be posting to improve my own horribly short intention span, so that I may one day finish one of those sappy novels all the other youthful people read in 1 day that are 1000 pages of supposed awesome. I sound like i'm ninety now....so i'm going to stop typing....got any book recommendations for me new friend? Wanna correct the intentionally wrong grammar in the comments? Go ahead and leave those in the comments if you read down this far. P.S Awesome your still reading my non-sense dribbly!? This is great! If you got this far type ;) in the comments section, they everyone else reading will be all "why is there a ";)" face in the comments, I dun get it." it can be an inside joke just for this post teehee. You know you wanna do it go ahead it relieves stress, jk idk if it really does but hey it worth a shot right. Take a look at this awesome random picture I made of a teddy-bear cupcake galaxy.
Well I have to go back to playing Candy Crus.....I mean looking up and making awesome picture that are smile-worthy, till next time -InrisusIngenuity

Thursday, December 13

5 Things that make the Holidays Super Awesome!

G'day and Happy Holidays! Hope all you mystery internet people have been having a great and amazing Holiday season. I know that I am, its been a very cold December this its been huh? Well Enough of the small talk from me! Everyone here likes Holidays right? I wonder what the best things about the holidays is..... So many different things..... Ok I brewed over it and here is what I think has to be the best part about them:

  1. Presents- who doesn't like free stuff after all? Seriously I don't know anyone who turns down a box wrapped in pretty paper with a bow.
  2. Money- After all the hard work you put in all year ain't it nice to get a little extra from your grumpy old boss?
  3. Food- So much of it but so little tummy room! and then the after meal nap! Best thing ever!
  4. Shiny, Shiny Lights- They are everywhere so bright and shiny they leave those little dots in your vision when you look away! Yay Shiny!!!!!!
  5. Shopping- Yeah I just like having an excuse to do this....
So that was what I thought of off the top of my head maybe you agree maybe you don't but that is totally fine since everyone has there own favorite things they like about the holidays! Random Fun Relative Pics for your eye sockets to enjoy:


Best of luck surviving the last day of the week- Inrisus

Thursday, December 6

Something I wanted to take a moment to say....

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TGI Friday!!!!!!!!!!
thank you very much, other than this I have not much else to say except have a good friday and take a moment to shout with joy its good for you lets off steam and stress.
Inrisus out!

Wednesday, December 5

10 things you never stop hearing about...

How do whoever is reading this silly, fun possibly amusing post by the very lazy me? I haven't posted for quite some time now. Probably only a week or two but apparently that is forever in blog time and is frowned upon by you the reading awesome public, or at least that is what all those how to blog blogs say. I apologize for being so inconsistent but finding and making things that are funny to share with everyone is sooooooooooo oh so time consuming since I wouldn't want anyone to read garbage. Life happens which sucks but hey specks happen and we all have to get over it. So any ways enough ranting and such, Here is what this blog is actually supposed to be about ten things that no matter how hard I try to avoid I always hear about, see, or do something with....
  1. Monkeys: they are every where!
  2. Cheese: I haven't really got much to say on thins one...
  3. The Hulk: So big and angry best rager ever!
  4. Angry Birds: Is there anything that they don't make?
  5. Mickey: why u face on so many things
  6. Forgetting Your keys are in your hand as you get in the car: self explanatory need I say more?
  7. YOLO: why does this have to appear in the randomess most insignificant sentences i.e " Just bought large brown eggs instead of the white ones #YOLO" 
  8. Dogs: I wuv you so much you little cuties you just keep being every where....except for my front law doing numbah 2
  9. Skinny Jeans: So fashionable but so hard to find in sizes that fit and is it some sort of rule that they can't make brightly colored pants in any other style?!
  10. Narcissis: Most likely I spelled this completely wrong but I question why I meet so many people who openly admit this fact with such great pride. What is my life?!
So there they are, none of them are necessarily bad things so don't flame me. I just thought it'd be fun to point out things that I personally feel like I can never get away from no matter what. Feel free to tell me what you noticed about your life that just suddenly surrounded you, and how many off this list you just started recognizing.
Peace out and all those other good-bye type words- Inrisus

Wednesday, October 31

It's been a while ghouls and ghost!

Hello all, how has everyone been lately? Busy you say, stressed out lately right. Ditto, small world isn't it.... well life happens even to a chill artist type like myself. I apologize to any of you who have been looking forward to me every other day post, I really did try to get them up on time but with my deadlines at school it really wasn't gonna happen. The important thing here is that I'm going to start posting as regularly as I can within that every other day rule-goal-thing I decided I would go by. So anyways here is your amusment for the day.
Toodle-loo and a Happy Halloween
-Inrisus
Found on *Very Clean* Funny Pics Facebook page

Wednesday, September 5

The boring explanatory bit for everything else to seem fun

Long title right? Sorry about that person that hails from the unknown abyss that is known as the Internet. Alright so cutting to the chase I have just started this blog and blah, blah,blah.... complicated reasons and babbled explanations..... I am gonna start posting things like funny facebook ims, quotes and paintings and pictures that I find or make up for your enjoyment and mine. Nothing terribly serious, bone crushingly taboo or anything that is a topic of strongly divided opinion right? Basically all I want to to is give you and others reading this something you can look forward to at the end of the day to unwind, breath, remember to enjoy life and possibly smile.I will post new enjoyable, encouraging and akwardly funny things every monday and friday. Now before this post gets much longer (and you get tired of reading), I must bid you good day and happy fun times.

From your new favorite blogger,
Inrisus